i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
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broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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