there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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