I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
worst night to have a conscience
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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