I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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