Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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