WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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