His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
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Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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