my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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