I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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