it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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