do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Randomize