Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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