i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
The ass gains better be worth it
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