I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize