normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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