She is in my trunk
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize