Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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