Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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