the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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