I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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