her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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