He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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