Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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