even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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