If i come over, it means nothing
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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