in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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