$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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