yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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