i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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