ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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