Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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