Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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