Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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