Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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