woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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