I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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