like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
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I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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