this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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