her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize