How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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