she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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