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youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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