a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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