u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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