you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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BRING THE BAGELS
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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