"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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