hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
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He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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