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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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