Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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