Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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